facebook justification
- me: im getting back on facebook
- as the private-est profile ever
- Amanda: ok cool
- who are stalking
- me: WHAT
- i am not stalking anyone
- what a thought
- shut up
- Amanda: come on tell me
- why else would anyone get oon facebook
- me: to prove they have the most friends
- to prove they have the most photos with [insert celebrity's name here]
- Amanda: ha
- do you win any of those things?
- me: no
- : -(
